Chris Smith
He walks and walks
in foreign lands,
He wants and wants
to hold someones hand.
Does he want girl
or does he want boy?
a living person or
an inflatable toy?
One who says 'Herro'
or one who says 'G'day'?
Someone who's hetro
or someone who's gay?
He dreams and dreams
of sex on the beach,
He longs and longs
to eat the freshest peach.
But in his heart of hearts
what he wants most of all,
is to be back in 'Nam
playing football.