Wellville
You haven't washed the plates again
you haven't washed the plates,
The bins are overflowing
and the living rooms a state.
You haven't cleared the stairs again
you haven't cleared the stairs,
The bathroom floors awash with towels
and the plugholes blocked with hair.
You haven't cleaned the fridge again
you haven't cleaned the fridge,
The skirting is no longer white
and the steps have a grimy ridge.
You haven't made the tea again
you haven't made the tea,
The salad tray is talking now
and fighting to get free.
There's no need to shout my dear
there's no need to shout,
Because it's your house as well you slob
so clean up or I'll throw you out!